LAS VEGAS, NV - Gooogle has announced that it has developed a partnership with Depenz, American Stanterd, and Sharmin to bring Gooogle technology into the bathroom.
Called the Toilet Enterprise Recognition Device (TERD), it promises that Gooogle will be able to analyze bathroom activities to assist their customers with their diet and health needs.
Gooogle promises to apply their technology to analyze bowl movements, urine and other bodily fluids to determine what customers eat and drink. Additionally, texture and viscosity will be analyzed to evaluate health-related issues.
Google has also partnered with Proktor and Gambul, Fyzer and Genral Meals to broadcast targeted ads to their customers. Some customers may receive offers for toilet-cleaning supplies, while others may receive coupons for suppositories.
