The Trump-Putin Bromance

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 9 September 2016

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Right after this picture was shot, Putin ripped off his suit, tie, and shirt and popped open a bottle of Trump Vodka.

The Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin (or "Vlady" as Trump calls him now) bromance reached a new height as Putin called Trump a "really brilliant and talented person." Trump then expressed HIS love for Putin and said how much cooler he thought Putin was than Obama.

As Trump and Putin publicly embraced each other via the media, in-depth analysis reveals that Putin and Trump have exchanged gifts. Trump has sent Putin a trainload of Trump Vodka, and Putin has invited Trump to vacation with him at his shirt-optional new palace in the Soviet Riviera. Trump will use the opportunity to scout for future wives.

Since winning Putin's endorsement, Trump analysts predict he will try to get endorsements from other world leaders, including Cuba's Raul and Fidel Castro, Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, and North Korea's Kim Jong-Un.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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