Written by b kenneth mcgee

Friday, 3 June 2016

The audience at the Dr. Phil TV program gasped this afternoon when Dr. Phil unloaded on a program participant who had been found guilty of texting while driving in North Carolina severely injuring a woman and her small child.

The man seemed totally unrepentant as Dr. Phil interviewed him.

Dr. Phil: "Don't you feel terrible that your negligence caused these injuries of innocent people?"

Man: "My WHAT caused their deaths?"

Dr. Phil: "Your negligence! Your inability to safely drive your car!"

Man: "Say WHAT! Didn't do nothin wrong---they shouldunt been in my way! They was in my way! Stupid is---as stupid does!"

Dr. Phil: "What could you possibly be saying that was that important?"

Man: "Asking my frien what he was doing. He replied, "texting you"---ha! ha! ha!

Dr. Phil: "Do you always text while driving?"

Man: "Naw, sometimes I play video games."

Dr. Phil: "Have you no sense of responsibilit5y?"

Man: "Say WHAT?"

Dr. Phil: "Do you have any feelings at all for your fellow man?"

Man: "I don't have to! I'M thirty years old and awesome, you know, a member of the greatest generation!"

Dr. Phil turned to the audience. They answered as one-----

"Say WHAT!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Dr Phil

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