Illuminati Interview

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Friday, 27 November 2015

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Who Runs Whom and for Why?

Our reporter from U-R-FKDmagazine met up with Illuminati member Sir Reginald Adder at the National Liberal Club London. Sir Reggie does not confess to being a member of the Illuminati but our reporter who is a distant cousin knows it to be a fact, hence his ability to gain access to Adder in the first place. The subject he wished to find his response to was ISIS and its current vendetta against the West. The recording was made in secret.

Said Sir Reggie: "Of course, one cannot condone what ISIS are doing old boy and it is a total mystery to my colleagues at MI6 and our oversea friends in the CIA how certain individuals can be persuaded to indulge in such mindless atrocities. On the positive side of course, it allows us to further strengthen our surveillance strategies globally to no end, which is what we presently need. And of course the European Union which was falling apart at the seams has never been more consolidated. We rule it of course.

Q: Who is "we" Sir Reginald.

R: I knew your father well. Fine fellow.

Q: Who is "we"? Are you referring to the illuminati?

R: Illumin... what? Oh, Illuminati (laughing). Of course, the Dan Brown creation. That's all nonsense.

Q: But, you are a high ranking Free Mason dad tells me.

R: Oh, my boy, this is London, who isn't? Who isn't? The Masons, by the way, do not have as much influence as people imagine. Tell all your friends.

Q: Are you saying you are in some sense grateful to ISIS?

R: No, I wouldn't go so far as to say that. They are unwittingly (cough) playing into our hands.

Q: "Our hands"... would you by any chance be referring to the New World Order. Is the Islam-West confrontation being deliberately promoted to that purpose? Is ISIS that was created by the West nothing but a gullible tool of the New World Order? A tool that doesn't know it is a tool and would be too arrogant to admit it was one in any case? Are very clever people running them like toy cars by remote control?

R. Sorry, old bean, must dash. Have to see a man about a horse. Nice meeting with you and my regards to your dad.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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