Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

Funny story written by Francois Dubois, S.J.

Friday, 12 October 2012

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Casey Anthony and Nancy Grace in full Illuminati robes

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - Casey Anthony, the Most Hated Woman in America, was acquitted in the murder of her child Caylee who died more than three years ago. Her legal trouble has not ended, not by a long shot. She is still in the middle of a lawsuit stemming from her allegations that Caylee had been abducted by a nanny. That nanny, Zenaida Gonzales sued Casey Anthony for $5 million for defamation.

That case has yet to be resolved.

And now a Pennsylvania woman, Naomi Riches, has sued Casey Anthony for $3 billion (BILLION) in damages claiming that Anthony is an Illuminati actress who tried to kill her. Riches further claims that Anthony was in cahoots with dingbat TV attorney Nancy Grace.

And further, that Anthony and Grace are Illuminati.

NOTE: At this point, this reporter must say that, although the initial case was dismissed, nobody could make up shit like this and get away with it. This is actually happened, and an attorney in Pennsylvania continues to attempt to interest a court in taking up the case. I must also point out that the fact you are even reading this story lends credence to the reality of Naomi Riches' accusations, and her hopes for an eventual reality show on Spike TV.

A spokesman for Casey Anthony told reporters in Orlando:

"You're shitting me, right? An attorney, up in Pennsylvania, in his or her right mind, is claiming Casey Anthony, a woman who never had an original thought in her head, is an Illuminati. Not to mention Anthony hasn't a penny to her name, and yet someone is suing her for $3 billion? And that woman, Naomi Riches, is still out on the loose? They haven't put her in a strait-jacket yet?"

"Indeed this is an Illuminati plot," said the Anthony spokesman.

Let's hear from Ms. Riches herself:

"Casey Anthony is an Illuminati actress who has used the summers 2009-2011 to mock and harass my current circumstances. Casey Anthony and Nancy Grace are working in cahoots with one another to fill the media with propaganda so that American Citizens believe there is Justice in this country," Naomi Riches writes in her court filing.

"They put cameras in my bathroom to keep me from being able to go #1 or #2 without being videoed. I got all constipated, and now I have piles, and everything because of their harassment," she said.

NOTE: This reporter must remind readers that only last week I reported upon the nefarious Illuminati and how they attempted to ruin the life of Taylor Swift. You laughed at me then. But here, again, are the Illuminati. How long can you continue to ignore reality?

We will keep you informed although we know you will not believe us.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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