Written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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Sorry - but even though I enjoyed this book - the author has made a HUGE mistake by claiming that the main character was "The Last of the Mohicans".

In future he should do his research before making wild and ridiculous statements that can be pounced on by a discerning Twat, such as me.

Why, only yesterday, at the mall, I saw several kids with Mohican styled haircuts lurking around the food court, Old Navy and Gamestop. I suggest not only further research is conducted before the author makes such wild claims in the future but parents, take control of your children, these haircuts make them look like complete and utter cunts.

A Twat. Book Reviewer. Annoyed.

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