Written by D P Whitehead

Monday, 3 March 2014

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I found this to be a slow read, mainly because the train I was travelling on, when I read this book got held up in a station while the police removed a drunken passenger.

Apparently he had just lost his job and his wife had left him for his brother, who is a dwarf, which was very upsetting.

Anyway, that delayed the train for at least 2 hours, as he put up a good fight, but the cop with the mustache, I think her name was Officer Brown, soon had him restrained.

So, it was a slow read, as the train then chugged along at 20 miles per hour, due to the total chaos with timetables and what not.

I enjoyed the book but every time I see it now I am reminded of that poor man, his little brother, cheating wife and the hairy lipped cop.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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