Modding Mom's car to sound like a growling tiger

Funny story written by Auntie Jean

Sunday, 2 March 2014

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To Mod your Mom's car to turn heads follow my three easy steps. While Mom is at the hairdressers:

1) Pimp the tailpipe with a Performance Exhaust: Have a muffler shop that knows what they're doing upgrade her exhaust system. The term for what you want is a "header-back" exhaust which will greatly increase the amount of noise the car makes and produce a deep, growling sound.

2) Take off her air silencer ( black tube in the fender connecting to the air box ) get more kick with a side of hearing her engine inhale.

3) Fit a Cold-Air/Ram-Air Intake: This is a simple upgrade that makes her air intake draw in air from a cooler place outside her car.


The odds are that your mom will not notice the difference, but your friends sure will !!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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