Written by D P Whitehead

Friday, 28 February 2014

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In answer to the question posed: I do not know, however if said cheese was in a fridge in the breakroom at work and someone ate it, or took a nibble, then you may want to consider putting your initials on future food items, including cheese, that you place in a communal workplace fridge.

It is a great deterrent.

Unless greedy Margaret Price (yes - I know it is you) works in your building. Last week, despite my initials emblazoned across them she ate my orange, Snickers bar and took a bite out of my egg salad sandwich.

It is technically theft.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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