Men, for your protection, the Editors have compiled a list of what not to give your wife or girl friend this Valentine's Day:
1.radar detector
2. leaf blower
3. hammock
4. ice fishing equipment
5. garbage disposal
6. vacuum cleaner
7. socket set or other tools
8. rat rod
9. pontoon boat
10. hip waders
11. sling shot
12. gift certificate to Cabela's Outdoor Shops
13. gift certificate to Bass Pro Fishing Shops
14. tickets to World Wide Wrestling matches
15. duck call
16. beef jerky
17. chewing tobacco
18. spittoon
19. full body camouflage outfit
20. punching bag
21. side of beef
22. hunting dog
23. 1000 Ways to Cook Venison cookbook
24. snuff
25. moustache wax
