The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

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Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives.

Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different.

For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.

This year they have joined forces with The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago to present a different type of toys list.

The TUTCRA and The ADGA did some extensive research, visiting a total of 313 shopping malls from Redondo Beach, California to Bangor, Maine.

And now...


  1. The Kim Jong Un Bobblehead Doll
  2. The E-Z Make & Bake Guacamole Kit
  3. Twerking Barbie
  4. Gummy Steroids
  5. Ndamukong Suh Football
  6. Gay Transformers
  7. The Joan Rivers' Angry Birds Board Game
  8. French-Kissing Elmo
  9. The Kanye West Action Figure Doll
  10. The Night Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Got Neutered (DVD)

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