"2b or 1b? That is the question." - A drunk Hamlet, forgetting which apartment the after hour party is at.
"To Agree or not to agree? That is the question." - Always a question Hamlet ponders during heated political debates.
"To Bee or not to bee? That is the question." - A young hamlet, contemplating whether or not he will participate in a spelling contest.
"To Bee or not to bee? That is the question." - Hamlet, considering a career in harvesting honey.
"To Brie or not to brie? That is the question." - Hamlet,at a cocktail party recognizing that he is lactose intolerant.
"To CC or not to cc? That is the question." - Hamlet wonders if he should copy a second party into an email.
"To DP or not to DP? That is the question." - Hamlet,in his early amateur porn career.
"To DT or not to DT? That is the question." - Hamlet considers kicking Heroin habit.
"To EP or not to ep? That is the question." - Hamlet starting his recording career decides whether to release a short length album or hold out for a bigger deal.
"To Flea or not to Flea? That is the question." - Hamlet, sitting in on a judge panel to pick the bassist for THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS.
"To Flee or not to flee? That is the question." - A befuddled Hamlet has ran his car into another one in a parking lot.
"To "G" or not to "G"? That is the question." - Hamlet, contemplating the "thug life."
"To Glee or not to glee? That is the question." - Young Hamlet, considers joining show choir.
"To Hee-hee or not to hee? That is the question." - Hamlet considering whether or not to laugh at an inopportune moment.
"To ICP or not to ICP? That is the question." - The "Insane Clown Posse" asks Hamlet to join their crew.
"To JD or not to JD? That is the question." - Hamlet considers his choices of bourbon.
"To Key or not to key? That is the question." - Hamlet indignantly considers revenge via his exes automobile.
"To Knee or not to knee? That is the question." - Hamlet, in his Ultimate Fighting career.
"To LP or not to LP? That is the question." - Hamlet is probably going to hold out for a full length album.
"To Me or not to me? That is the question." - Hamlet,contemplating whether to give the Christmas gift that he purchased or to keep it for himself.
"To Nietzsche or not to Nietzsche? That is the question." - Hamlet reading Nietzsche? What a combo?!
"To Oui or not to oui? That is the question." - Hamlet, visiting France deciding upon a yes or no answer.
"To Plea or not to plea? That is the question." - Hamlet takes up law and is deciding what advice to give his defendant.
"To Qi or not to qi? That is the question." - Hamlet delves into eastern philosophy.
"To 'Re' or not to 're'"? That is the question. - Hamlet via twitter, considering another's "tweet".
"To Skeet or not to skeet? That is the question." - Hamlet during coitus, contemplating if at this juncture it would be considered "too soon" by the other party.
"To TP or not to TP? That is the question." - Hamlet and his juvenile delinquent friends consider "toilet papering" a castle.
"To UV or not to UV? That is the question." - Hamlet decides on a brand of Vodka.
"To "V" or not to "v"? That is the question." - Young hamlet contemplating staying abstinent until marriage.
"To Wee or not to wee? That is the question." - Hamlet has to take a piss but is in the middle of a conversation with a hot chick.
"To X,Y, or Z or not to X,Y, or Z? That is the question." - Hamlet working out a mathematical problem.
