Six Year Old Boy at Odds With Authority After De-bunking Age Old Myth

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Will Tayer, age 6, first grade, was most assuredly disgruntled after being grounded by his mother Monica Tayer on a Friday afternoon.

"He was playing with my makeup. He spilled fingernail polish all over the sofa. He's been told multiple times to stay out of mommy's makeup cabinet. He is grounded to staying within the front yard. The boundary is the front sidewealk," stated Mrs. Tayer in an exclusive interview Friday evening.

The youth explained his side of the story.

"I feel that the punishment is unjust. I am oppressed and several of my local friends have felt this very same oppression. I don't know. It's something in the air."

"He'll get through it," was Mrs. Tayer's retort.

Will Tayer went on to explain what happened in further detail.

"So, here's what happened. My friend Timmy told me that out on the sidewalk if you step on the crack, you'll break your mother's back. I did that, multiple times, just to ensure results, and nothing happened. NOTHING happened!"

The child is being kept under close surveillance at this point.

"I may have to seek other measures. This ain't over!" Will revealed to reporters.

The news team will keep you posted as more on this saga develops.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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