Governor Mitt Romney called an impromptu press conference this morning to reply to a leaked memo that states his mother once referred to him as a weasel.
"My mother was a liar," said Romney with a red face and an angry tone in his voice, "She said I acted like a weasel, that's not the same!"
Reporter: "Governor, why did she say that?"
Romney: "It was nothing!"
Reporter: "Why?"
Romney: "Because I made a commercial for my father's opponent in his gubernatorial race in Michigan."
Reporter: "Why?"
Romney: "Because I got paid for it, dummy!"
Reporter: "Then you can understand why your mother called you a weasel?"
Romney: "Weasels are people too my friend, weasels are people too!"
