My New Year's Resolutions:

Written by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

image for My New Year's Resolutions:
"I wonder what 2013 will bring?"

2008: I will get my weight down below 170 pounds and will definitely give up smoking.

2009: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200 pounds and maybe give up smoking too.

2010: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220 pounds, but I have decided not to give up the cigarettes just yet.

2011: I will work out once a week on my way to the tobacconist.

2012: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

Maybe next year I will give up! (On everything; smoking, dieting, keeping fit and driving)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more