Written by Asheville Jack

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

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Recently on Pat Robertson's 700 Club television show Robertson showed a video of his host Kristi Watts asking former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice what her favorite Thanksgiving food is. Rice told Watts that it is a helping of macaroni and cheese. After viewing the video, Pat Robertson and Watts, who is black, had the following exchange.

Robertson: "Is that a black thing?"

Watts: "It is a black thing Pat. …The world needs to get on board."

They both began laughing about it.

Like most Christians I read the bible once, or at least I think I did. And nowhere in the bible does it say anything about mac and cheese being a Black thing. So this mac and cheese thing is proof of yet another left wing pathetic attempt to undermine true patriotic Christian American values with their commie godless foods. When are Black folks going to stop trying so hard to be Black and just accept that White foods are superior, as Pat so rightly and unconsciously alludes to?

Pat, it's people like you, true holy Americans who keep all ten of their manicured fingers, and maybe their toes too, in the dikes that stops America from being washed away in wave after wave of ungodly foods like mac and cheese.

Rise up fellow White christian brothers and sisters. Don't let your cupboards become integrated against your will. Throw out that box of uppity mac and cheese right now, before another scared White holiday tradition, like our gene pool, becomes watered down. You must act before it's too late!

Mac and cheese for the holidays? Not while I've got one good Christian breath left in me if I can help it.

See, strangers walk up to me all the time and ask "Asheville Jack, how can I help Pat Robertson and the Tea Party take America back?"

Well, for one, you can start by throwing out that box of un-Godly and un-American mac and cheese, you know, that Black thing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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