Dino Turns 40 Something

Written by TAR

Sunday, 27 November 2011


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Torid Loves Dino

Dino Macdermutt turned 40 something last Wednesday, and it certainly was a B-Day to remember! It started out with a whiney unromantic public declaration of love from his soulmate Torid Spellington who posted "A Letter to My Love Mate" on her website: www.90210X0X0.web, reported TMZTALK


I've known about you my whole scattered life. I would dream of you every nite leaving your unassuming life and rescuing me from the paparazi in the tinselled hills.  So many represented you in my childish dreams, my mega rich rich rich daddy, all my Ken dolIs that I still play with, every frog prince in every cartoon, zany characters in every John Candie film, the thousands of hotties I ever dated, and then OMG yes you became a reality pill for me to swallow.  It took me years and endless low budget films to find you and rescue you from the binds that tied you down.  But only after I found me could I find you sweetie darling.  Because you stood there waiting patiently for our miserable divorces to finalize. You allowed me to be your only true love bug. You've helped me achieve my dreams that other women drool over and I reach further into your past knowing if I fall you'll be there to pull me out.  You've given me all the greatest gifts money cant buy and darling I know how much you enjoy giving me the gift of mommiehood.

The lives we've created were made out of deep deep love baby cakes, and we shall raise them with purity and deep deep love that only time holds dearest to our hearts.  And, one day we will smile toothless at each other knowingly as they each find their own soul mates on the movie sets somewhere in the world. Thank you my sweet sweet love for the star bright life we've created together since our dark pasts melt into a new world of hope and trust. Thank you for making all my dreams come true and leaving your hopeless past to become mine, all mine.  We rescued each other babe and my lover I shall be forever and eternally gratefully.

I love you...love you...love you...love you...forever,

Torid xoxo

After having lunch with the some mega super stars at a trendy Malibu restaurant Sassafrans, followed by dinner at the nearby Saddlie Poke Lodge, Dino wrapped up his birthday celebration by tweeting out a seemingly innocent photos of his wife's bared silicone boobies.  (Although her face was hidden, we assume the topless woman was Torid.) Oops! After some of his faithful Twatter followers alerted poor Dino to this fact, he took down the explicit images immediately. But accidents do happen -- especially in the Spellington - Macdermutt clan.

Just check out this sneak preview from the upcoming season of "Torid & Dino: Home For The Hottest Holidays Ever

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