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Monday, 7 November 2011

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Ewe our a wrich snob?

An amateur lip reader was been hired to try his best to work out what he said to QPR defender Anton Ferdinand after the former Sunderland and West Ham man accused him of racism.

After the amateur lip reader had studied the conversation, this is the dialogue he discovered it to say:

Anton Samuel Isaac Ferdinand (ASIF): Hat did yo juss call me?

John Anthony Max Matthew Youssouf Gerald Isiah Terry (JAMMYGIT): Boffin

ASIF: Ewe talled me a tigger!

JAMMYGIT: Now I did nat!

ASIF: Yo blate antly did yo gel Ed!

JAMMYGIT: Git aff it Anton.

ASIF: Play a long, I need two Sue yo!

JAMMYGIT: Why?

ASIF: Yoor mint ed and am only giv a few thou sand a week!

JAMMYGIT: Tats cos ewe play four QPR!

ASIF: Ewe our a wrich snob, hue steels thank lamp hard's wife!

We couldn't make a head or tail of this, so we spoke to the amateur lip reader ourselves:

Us: What the bloody hell does that say?

Amatuer Lip Reader (ALR): Leave me alone, I haven't got my full licence yet.

Us: We can tell! When did you start training?

ALR: Tomorrow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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