John Terry finally apologises?

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Friday, 4 November 2011

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Terry's agent refuses to comment

John Terry came forward today to make an apologetic statement regarding the race row that has torn football apart.

"I am deeply sorry, for the upset I have caused over the alleged racial comments I might, or might not have made. My conduct has caused many arguments and rows, even leading to Big Harry R having a connery, and me auntie having the jip.

"I want to state, without exception, that I in no way endorse any racially motivated language or conduct on or off the pitch.

"I am a sportsman and a footballer who prides himself on working hard to maintain a clean record at all times."

Asked if his agent had anything to say; Terry replied.

"What's it got to do with that fukin hook nosed J*w boy?"

John Terry will be playing for England.

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