Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 10 August 2011


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image for Captured UK rioters, thugs, looters and other scum to be sent to Somalian refugee camps for 3 months hard labour!
These are the lucky ones, they can smile at least and don't live in the UK!

The recent riots in the UK have proved one thing, that those who participated certainly need a harsh lesson and the Prime Minister has approved of an idea from the innocent people who have been severely damaged by the riots.

The rioters, looters, thugs and other scum are to be dumped into containers,without a hearing or trial, put in jumbo transport aeroplanes and shipped immediately off to Somalian refugee camps where they will serve 3 months hard labour in the Somalian desert helping tens of thousands of impoverished, starving refugees.

Legislation was driven through parliament without protest and the first containers are now on their way.

One could hear the rioters screaming for their mummies and promising never to be bad boys again, they were also heard screaming; "I love the country that provides me with every luxury that Somalian refugees could ever dream of, I'm sorry (bollocks).

Too late "mother fuckers" go and learn what real hardship is!

Then the writer of this Spoof woke up, heard Cameron, Johnson and his cronies speaking on TV about how terrible everything is while the rioters, looters and rest of the scum stuck their middle fingers up at them because they know only their bums will be smacked. They will then be released and everybody will forget how the tolerant UK is run by a bunch of morons; get the analogy?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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