Dear Jewish Friends, When the Rapture Begins on May 21st...

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 19 May 2011

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Dear Jewish Friends:

When the Rapture begins on May 21st, you guys get to go first. (Not sure how you people worked that out, what with you guys not believing that Christ is our savior, and then killing him and all. I'm not sure how that works, but, ya know, whatevs. I guess the lawyers were working overtime on that deal, huh?)

Do us a favor and save us some seats? I gotta get the kids dressed, and EVERYONE has to pee first, and we don't want to be stuck in the Protestant Balcony, 'cause you can't hear anything way the f--k up there.

Thanks!

Anthony Rosania,
Book Of Life Member 45,294,300,245.

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