Fondue Will Save The World

Written by anthonyrosania

Saturday, 9 April 2011

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I don't know why everyone is so against fondue. Simply stated, croutons are much better after being dunked into molten cheese.

I remember my mom and dad had a fondue party once. My dad spent some time showing off the new Chrysler Cordoba, and then mom lit the Sterno cans under the earthenware pots. I even got to dip a cherry in chocolate.

Then, some of the neighbors came over and everyone threw their keys in a glass bowl near the door. After I went to bed, the grown-ups started wrestling! I think that's what they were doing; there was a lot of grunting. I mean... wait... Oh. Oh, God. Oh, my GOD! *vomits*

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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