I don't know why everyone is so against fondue. Simply stated, croutons are much better after being dunked into molten cheese.
I remember my mom and dad had a fondue party once. My dad spent some time showing off the new Chrysler Cordoba, and then mom lit the Sterno cans under the earthenware pots. I even got to dip a cherry in chocolate.
Then, some of the neighbors came over and everyone threw their keys in a glass bowl near the door. After I went to bed, the grown-ups started wrestling! I think that's what they were doing; there was a lot of grunting. I mean... wait... Oh. Oh, God. Oh, my GOD! *vomits*
