What a Wonderful Game
(With apologies to Louis Armstrong)
I see fields of green
The crowd's alight
It's just the latest
Old Firm fight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game
I see shirts of blue
And shorts of white
The funny handshake
The pants hitched up tight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game
The colours of the ref's cards
So pretty on the pitch
A yellow card for diving
A red for gbh
I see players shaking hands
Saying "Awfully well done"
They're really saying
"You're for it son"
I see agents come
And agents go
They might earn more
Than the taxman will know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game........Oh Yeh?
(Weiss/Douglas, arranged by anonymous)
