Written by grimbo

Thursday, 17 February 2011

image for Rod The Mod's Eighth Child

Rod Stewart has become a father for the eight time at the grand old age of 66.

His wife Penny Lancaster has just given birth to a baby boy, Aiden after the couple had undertaken 3 course of IVF treatment. The couple already have a 5 year old son, Alastair.

To celebrate the good news, Rod has released a new greatest hits album, featuring the following tracks :

Reason To Conceive

Handbags And Snotrags

In An Interrupted Sleep(A.K.A. In a Broken Dream)


I Was Only Boking

Young Burp

Shittin' The Night Away

Some Guys Have All The Colic

Snorer, Snorer, Snorer

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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