Randy old rocker Rod Stewart has proved that there's life in the old dog yet, by announcing that he's to become a dad for the seventh time at the rollicking old age of 66.
Elderly gentlemen the world over have petitioned Rod the mod to write a book describing exactly how he manages to shake his funky booty at his age.
So far, there has been no word from the wrinkly old superstud as to whether he'll actually write the tome or not.
Old timer, Sidney Whizzbang of Walsall has his own theory as to how Rod manages to unload the stones.
"He probably uses a block and tackle, with some scaffolding and an intricate arrangement of harnesses," Sidney Whizzbang told us. "That way he could hover above his missus without really putting his back out."
Indeed.
More block and tackle related OAP frivolity as we get it.
