Wanted - Sense of Humour - Custom Made

Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 24 December 2010

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One Size Does Not Fit All

Wanted - a Custom Made Sense of Humour tailored to fit.

I've searched high and low for a Sense of Humour that would fit me but not make me stand out in a crowd. Merely a tasteful one that would help me 'fit in'.

Having tried on many styles of different colours and worn them in public, I found that each time I went out in a 'new sense of humour' some person would find fault with it so I ended up returning many (I keep the receipts).

I admire the sense of humours worn by people around me and some say that theirs are 'home made' or handed down by their elders. Some are not new. Indeed some are antiques, but they wear them proudly.

Today I have decided to give up the search and merely wear the sense of humour I was born with and developed over he years. It belongs to me and fits perfectly.

The opinions of others matter, but not that much.

I now wonder why I went out wasting precious time looking for a new sense of humour in the first place.

Aah well! We live and learn.

by: Happy Toobeemee

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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