Stanley Unwin Gazette

Written by armfeetandtoe

Thursday, 16 December 2010

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The Chairman


And welkimole to anotherment of this monthlyweek magazind.

Deep joy of the throkus, and oh yes! Porkus of the yelldibowl Mr Arkitot merrybot. Welldrink and hoe thus thrum of letter writ all nicy!

Neverfore we markint a passopot of welly jamnut, and, vendibold thier brooms of thinky like germinote and candort.

There ist a moot of gatherfold peepy lots and crowd plenty on the neverwas of tues at aprilfool of next.

Certain memberfole, have been naughty not penny give thros to secrerity make nasty all angerthump.

Those are: Mr SKOOB. Mr Morse. Mrs Godiva. Please, workid sendy most a chemque sheet all writy nice sign sec thanky much joy!

Till next monthly

Goodly bylode

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