And in order to answer Ms. Charpa's call, I have created a spoof theme song to one of my boyhood syndicated favotites, the Addams Family. And I was forced to write this intro to claim a minimum of 100 words so that it could be published. (108)
Then I noticed that the advertising on the left side, really screwed up the alighment of the lyrics, so I decided to write a little bit more to push the lyrics further down on the page. I really don;t have anything else witty to say here, just pabulum from a midwestern, middle aged frump who isn't quite done eating his tuna fish sandwich at his desk for lunch. There now, let's see if we're past the format neutering advert.
No! Second edit. More words to push the actual song further down on the page. More words to set the lyrics on the left side of the HTML frame. More unique and interesting facts about your writer? None really.
I rather like Halloween, hence this song parody. In fact played the Lurch Character in a charity haunted house event along with the rest of the Addams Family characters this year. Yes, in fact, I am that tall and wide. With grey face paint, black suit and skinny bow tie, I scared the crap out of more adults than I could count. It was a fun evening.
Now... let's see if I've pushed the lyrics down far enough to avoid breaking them up with those much needed but self centered (actually, left centered) advertisers.
The Madam's Family
They're sexy and they're kinky,
Mysterious and slinky,
Their brains they are all dinky,
The Madam's Family.
Her house is made for boning,
Though fees have people groaning,
You're guaranteed a moaning,
The Madam's Family.
(Neat)
(Cheat)
(Repeat)
So get a boner with us,
We swear you'll call out 'Jesus',
Don't drive up in a Prius,
The Madam's Family.
