I decided to take a catchy cartoon jingle and spoof Kate Plus Eight, my favorite spoof celebrity subject.
(To the Tune of Flintstones)
Meet the Gosselins
Gosselins, Meet the Gosselins,
They're a crazy mixed-up family
From the town of Reading
They've made their name in reality
Let's see what the mama of the clan
Does to emasculate the family man
Gosselins, meet the Gosslins
All the kids are gonna end up
Without a group pup
Kate hates to clean up poop
Watch which parent meets them at the bus
And the paparazzi make a fuss
When you watch the Gosselins
Better have your battle gear on
Don't need to cheer on
They won't endear at all.