Excerpt from Book of Yoda

Funny story written by Antichrist

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Excerpt 1, from the Chapter for Children
Crystallize your meth with me...

Occult Numerology (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 ...)
Occult Symbology (a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, ...)

Let man of god (1a), who is just beginning, become a snake (2b) and jump over eternity (3c) at the speed of light (c) through the man in the hood, a backwards snake (4d). Thus, rising himself above the ground (e5), free from the shackles of time and space: 1, 2, 3, and 4. Let him thus be free, turning around, from west to east, in infant-like childlike-ness (5), rooted in the senses, but let him prove himself through tribulation (6) almost like Christ (6f) in becoming a true man of earth (7g) that worketh for the good of others (8h). Let him therefore become an h and find another h to become H that is an I without and ego, thus becoming more than he is and surpassing the appearance of the g and G. hand in hand (H&H, *&*, 8&8), man should join himself to G and become a true 888, a three-headed serpent, a three headed servant, a three headed Sceptor, a Raptor amongst wolves that has the power of 18 (a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,queen) but yet is only a Queen that may think Himself a King. Thus, let him confidently stride over the characters and names which he has overcome. Let him become a Queen and through Mystery (M, 13), become a King amongst men.

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