I Love you, Mammy

Funny story written by Piglet

Friday, 30 July 2010

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I love you, Mammy

I love you, mammy, sweet and true,
When I wet my shorts you clean my poo.
So I sing this little happy song
My Mammy and me we just clap along.

I love you, mammy, so very much,
For you kiss my forehead with a piggy's touch.
When I go to school you make sandwiches,
And sew my torn trousers with fine stitches..

I love you, mammy, short and sweet,
You tuck me in at night and rub my feet.
If you scold me when I break a rule,
You are rarely ever excessively cruel.

Oh Mammy I hope you are just at the shops,
For I saw the Butcher eating chops.
He licked his lips and wiped his mouth
It's been 40-minutes since you went out.

As I sit alone upon the hay,
And ponder what you used to say.
"Dear Piglet, before it's too late,
Ensure you don't end up on the dinner plate"

Oink oink.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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