Bearing Southwestern

Funny story written by walter

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Unbiased constitutional laws, dealing with relationships between the judiciary, the ‎legislature and the executive branches, are normally written by wise men; therefore, the ‎god-like tyrants brand it as demonic. The key issue is, of course, its clear separation of ‎powers! ‎

The ruling psychopaths or narcissists of today and past, the living gods, do not give a ‎damn to such man-written laws. It gives us gooseflesh to see a pigheaded scoundrel ‎calling himself a god, and discarding a thoughtfully prepared unbiased Constitutional ‎Law as satanic. Simultaneously, they hypocritically rely on time-honored findings in the ‎art of management, for instance, the same subject matter of 'authority', separating ‎branches. Their laws are reduced to 'Do as I say'. ‎

Now, comes the critical question: why do we obey a tyrant's rubbish? Well, in ‎management, whether a bakery shop or a government, there is a valid hypothesis called ‎‎'Acceptance Theory'. In normal tear and wear situations, we obey an order because it is ‎consistent or compatible with our own interests, the highest incidence is to safeguard our ‎life. ‎

History is teeming with true stories of dim-witted autocrats who believed they had ‎absolute power over their own subjects, including their well-paid body guards. At least, in ‎two recent registered instances we have evidence that two dreadful tyrants were ‎repeatedly stabbed to death when both of them threatened to execute a number of his ‎own immediate staff next morning. ‎

We have a tendency to believe that it is the despot who presides at the top of a ‎hierarchy. It might be true at the beginning, but gradually the tyrant finds himself ‎incapacitated by his own staff. Briefly, he turns into a puppet in the hand of his staff. ‎

Paradoxically, the dependence between oppressor and his staff is not a one-way street. ‎Since the autocrat may get afflicted with a terminal disease or die of a sudden death or ‎be murdered by his family or staff member, in which case his corps will be kept in a top-‎secret morgue, until the right time, they, the staff, keep the dead tyrant brazenly alive. ‎

In 1970s, an agency used simple tape splicing to falsify the speech of a head of state to ‎broadcast his fabricated words on Radios. Later on TVs, they used and still are using ‎video tricks to manipulate the mobs-let alone the sophisticated Photoshop techniques ‎of today. Another well-known trick is depicted in the following conversation between two ‎females of the past or present tyrants such as wedded wives, call girls, female ‎entourage etc:‎


 I ain't really sure who I slept with last night: the genuine god or one of his several ‎look-alikes.‎
 ‎ You silly cow! Don't you have no clues whatsoever?‎
 Honey, they seem pretty damn alike. How do I know who is who?‎
 Silly girl! Each man's whatemecallit has a fixed bearing: to east, southeastern, ‎south or southwestern. If you like one look-alike pretty much, then bribe the ‎Eunuch to let him in again again.‎

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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