Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes

Funny story written by Charpa93

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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A rise in OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) cases has also given rise to demand of latex gloves in more colors than white and eggshell. Sterile gloves now come in a variety of colors, the most sought after of which is black.

Yes, now you can go on that dinner date in your little black dress and not look out of place wearing white latex gloves. Instead, you can slide on a pair of sleek black gloves and be all the envy of every other germophobe you encounter.

What if you are wearing red, purple or even blue? No problem. You can now purchase latex gloves in a variety of colors to match your favorite outfit.

No longer do you have to resort to wearing those bulky yellow Rubbermaid gloves with your favorite spring wardrobe. Slinky little latex gloves in all your favorite colors are available for little more than the price of a box of those boring eggshell gloves.

Just when you thought your OCD was going to prevent you from looking your best when out in public, along comes a product that will help you fit in, that won't bring attention to your plight no matter where you are. And the best part is, the colored gloves transition nicely from daywear to evening wear. Pick up a box today and stop fretting about germs and get on with living. Matching surgical masks are also available.

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