Written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

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image for A plea from the heart (and I ought to add the word VAGINA in order to get you to read this)
This is NOT what this site is about HONEST!

Hi there! This is more than a magazine article....rather - it is a plea from my heart...yes...I have one....I just want to beseech you to 'embrace' the new writers (as you did when I joined the site) and welcome them to this wonderful site.

OK....I know many of you do that already....thanks.

Sometimes - stories of vaginas put some folk off....not ME...I quickly figured out who YOU were, you pervs. or should I say....admirers of the female anatomy.

I WAS, I admit, a little taken aback at some of the stories I read but I was determined to stay here and get to know you all a little better.

Now I seem to be in touch with my 'masculine side' and am in contact with some of you by 'messaging'...I do see you differently.

I do hope NEW WRITERS read this and don't 'flee the coop until they get your measure' you crazy guys.,..

Lady G. :)

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