Job Centre Magazine. Letters To The Editor.

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Thursday, 22 July 2010

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Job Centre Plus Editor. Mr Listenot

Dear Sir,

I am an astronaught, but unwilling to travel. I have been coming to the job centre for many months without success.

When will you introduce a NASA section?

Yours Frustrated

Buz Lightheaded

Dear Sir,

I was made redundant from my job as a bell ringer. I came to the job centre and despite some difficulties, your staff managed to get me work at St Pauls Cathederal. They have not, however, had the same success with my wife. Is it because she is ugly?


Mr. Quasi Modo

Dear Sir,

My career as a Personnel Manager seems to have come to an end. Despite applying for many positions and threatening your staff, I am at a loss. Do I have to rob a bank to support my famiglia? What you gonna do?

Best Wishes il mio amico

Mr. J Gotti

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