Dear Sir,
I disagree with Mr. Sutcliffe; (June Edition) That we are Mass murderers. I have been slaying innocent people for many years in and around the west country. I disguise myself as a Panther and attack at random. To date, I have killed 30 people, and a few sheep. I do not consider myself a Mass Murderer. Mr. Sutcliffe has a very narrow view of the serial Killers role.
Yours Sincerely
Burt Themup
Dear Sir,
Mr. Sutcliffe is wrong to hang the label of "Mass Murderer" on Serial Killers. I am sick and tired of part time Psycho's giving real Mass Murderers like myself, second billing. Take a look at the facts, Mr. Sutcliffe!
Sincerely
Mr. Idi Amin
Dear Sir,
I would like to extend my thanks, to all the readers that helped at this years summer ball. The party, once again, was a success. However, the Police have reported several locals missing. In future, all ticket holders will remain within the marquee area and not leave the grounds.
Thank you
H. Lecter
Hon. Secretary
