I wrote the little ditty below to bring a smile, I hope.
Susan is holding a competition to find a fan to 'sing with her'.
Fellow fans brought it to my attention, but as none of them have ever heard me sing.....I put this together:
I thought I'd sing for Susan
And then I thought again
Why should I sing for Susan
And cause her so much pain.
You see I do not sing too well
Of that there is no doubt
For when I start to 'sing away'
Ken yells, "Put that cat OUT!"
It isn't fair that I was born
With such an awful voice.
I scare the birds and babies too
But if I had the choice
I'd trade my hair for vocal chords
So I could sing at gigs
I don't really need my hair
Since they've invented wigs.
