1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep …‎

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Friday, 16 July 2010

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‎Some say lots of men are conditioned to female long hair. Can this hypothesis embrace ‎Moslem men who never happen to candidly see even family members inside the walls of ‎their private homes free of burqa? Or can it be termed innate?‎

In several Middle Eastern countries, such as Afghanistan, women are wrapped up in a ‎conical head-to-toe loose cover with a thick face netting for the eyes to prevent the ‎female from falling into a ditch. The females of the region are traditionally banned to give ‎off attraction signals. Presently, in some Moslem countries local police are equipped with ‎the expertise of old professional-prostitutes-turned-morality-police (PPTMP). These ‎people know well what turns men on; therefore, PPTMP officially prescribe standard ‎loose head-to-toe covers to conceal all devastating ins-and-outs of young females.‎

Despite all restrictions, females of the similar regions have been able to seduce men; ‎they know their trades well enough; they send signals in less crowded areas where it is ‎safer for both men and women to exchange glances. Moslem women have done this for ‎‎15 centuries. The proof to this passion is the standing divine code of stoning naughty ‎females to death.‎

Moslem females are deprived of the western luxuries, such as 'licking their lips, crossing ‎the legs, twirling their hair around their fingers to flirt, etc, but they have their own tricks. ‎For instance, pretending to be adjusting their head-to-toe cover, they can show their face ‎accompanied by eye flirtation, or even expose their cleavage. They, like their western ‎counterparts, are hard wired to flirt.‎

Moslem females are divinely forbidden to display their jewelry: earrings, necklaces, ‎pendants, bracelets including ankle chains. Since they are banned to wear perfume in ‎public, body odor has replaced perfume, the scent of a woman. She may have a husky ‎laugh, but it is very risky to be overheard by PPTMP. They don't need to worry about ‎padded bras. After the first birth, both breasts hang down like two empty dried out water ‎skin bags, the precursor of contemporary water bottles. ‎

No wander if MBC TVs' ads in United Arab Emirates et al mainly include commercials ‎for various brands of shampoos especially Pantene which is presented with cascades of ‎long hair being tossed around by impersonating non-Arab actors. ‎

Anyway, since many females in Asia and Africa undergo female genital cutting (FGC), ‎they may have no feeling for intercourse whatsoever, but they are taught to be receptive, ‎submissive, and subservient to the desires of men as a divine duty. When they lie ‎motionlessly down like a dumb-numb inflated doll beneath the all-mighty men, they ‎patiently and silently count: one sheep, two sheep, three sheep. At these precious ‎moments, the only sign of life is their long hair being tossed around by each painful ‎thrust of the tiller along the parched tracks of land.‎

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