Asylum Seekers Monthly Editor E. Scape

Funny story written by armfeetandtoe

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Welcome.

Dis month, I am tellin you regardin de Mr Onikubu an hees entry into the England country.

Mr. Onikubu, am comin from the Nigera an very sad he say he is criminal. when I am ask why, he say in England country, if fall off back of lorry, is criminal.
He come here back of skip lorry, when it get to Dover, it tip him out, he really did fall off back of lorry!

Poor Mr. Onikubu, he now Surgeon in NHS hospital in Chelsea.

Mr. Lenka and he ten children, come from Kegistan. When come England, he travel in back of milk lorry. he family in lorry for two days. when get dover, lorry crash with truck carry eggs, police lookin for 11 omlette runin through port!

Mr. Lenka and children now run Tower Hamlet council.

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