'I knew as soon as a woman took over from me we would have absolute chaos. We are back to square one' God told us with a telepathic communication today.
God is on holiday and realises that he should have looked at Lady Godiva's references before giving her the job. 'I just didn't have the time' he whined 'I thought being a Lady and starting her name with God was enough.'
God has now come to believe in Lady G and he has been shocked to learn of her exploits in riding naked through the streets of Nottingham. In truth he is jealous because so many schoolboys found her story better than his.
'I just made the Universe' he said sarcastically 'It takes a Man to do that. God knows what she's going to do next!'
Lady Godiva has fitted so well into her new work she is considering keeping the job full time. 'I've got some real fans. One really lovely guy - Nick - jokingly called 'Old Nick' - but he seems young to me, has said he has a plan to keep God out of things from now on.
'Paradise - if we can call it that - has been lost' he told me 'it will never be regained.'
'The Devil knows what's going to happen next' laughed a happy Lady Penelope Godiva, stroking her horses neck.
