Written by Inchcock

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

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Newspaper Headline Rubbish

Here are some unintentionally humorous newspapers headline

Report from Inchcock Chamber's (Reporter extraordinaire) Famous Diary.

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard

Prisoners Escape After Execution

Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter

Police Recover Stolen Hamster, Arrest 3

Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town

Low Pay Reason For Poverty, Study Says

Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged

Man Recovering After Fatal Accident

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Lucky Man Sees Friend Die

Man Is Fatally Murdered

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Debate about hanging suspended

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while.

Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 Years.

Two Soviet ships collide, one dies.

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.

New study of obesity looks for larger test group.

Crash courses for private pilots - The Daily Telegraph

Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard

Man found dead in graveyard - The Evening Standard

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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