It has been announced that 'hosptial care will continue when you get home'. Details were not published along with this vague headline.
Reporter, Lady G., decided to do some snooping behind this controversial headline and this is what she discovered:
1) Hospital care WILL continue - i.e. Nurses and Doctors who 'cared' for you will continue to think about you from time to time, when they are not sneaking around to hide in linen cupboards in order to 'enjoy each other' on an intellectual level.
2) You WILL receive bi-weekly telephone calls from the receptionist at the front desk to ask how you are doing. She won't really give a damn, but it IS part of her job description.
Last but not least:
3) Once a month you will be visited, on Saturday mornings, by the Jehova's Witnesses.
Number 3 has NOTHING to do with hospital care, but hospital administrators intend to include this in your 'aftercare package'. It will be documented as a 'home visit'.
