Dear Idiot:
I read yesterday where you wrote that rascists like that Rand Paul guy shouldn't be allowed on the ballots at all. David Duke ran for President. Robert Byrd, former Grand High Clexon of the West Virginia KKK has been serving for years. Barometer Obama is racist as hell; I heard that from Glenn Beck, an impeccable source.
So, you just go fuck yerself you yellow muradered, married to his sister, shit head. I'll vote for Rand Paul.
Signed,
M. Astor Baiter
Dear Masturbator,
If you live in WestVirginia, you cannot vote for a Kentucky candidate, so I think you should pack up your first cousin lovers and get the fuck out of Matewan, West Virginia.
