Not before time - no vote if you commit crime!

Funny story written by galgar

Saturday, 5 June 2010

The governments latest proposal to remove the vote from all time serving criminals is welcomed by most intelligent Britons. However many believe now is the time to take the idea a little further and remove the franchise from all convicted criminals on a permanent basis.

Let's face the fact that criminals choose to live outside the rules of decent society and prey upon the law abiding and as such do not deserve the right to have any say in how society is governed. Such a law would certainly sound the death knell of the labour party because it is and always has been the party of the criminal classes.

Good luck to the Con-Lib coalition for having the foresight and strength of character to do what the voters want for a change.

Capital punishment is another issue that will never go away and it's now time to address it. Consider the horrendous cost of keeping so many vile killers in jail for the rest of their lives against the cost of a quick and easy hanging.

A .22 calibre bullet would be even quicker and cheaper. Pass a new law to change the sentences of those currently serving time for murder to a death sentence and think of the money that would be saved. Fewer prisons and fewer warders.

The next anomaly on the governments agenda will be to send back those so-called scrounging alien asylum seekers to the countries of origin and save many more billions. up thousands of houses for our own needy people. It's most unfair to increase taxation for the backbone of our society and then give the money away to scrounging aliens and their numerous ever increasing broods. This vile socialist legacy must be addressed before the people take matters into their own hands..remember uncle Enoch's prediction.

On a lighter note, fat John must be rather hard up when he has applied to become treasurer of the labour party. Someone should be kind enough to tell him that fiddling MP's expenses was always a fairly safe bet, but party funds are an altogether different issue. His pending ennoblement won't help if caught with grubby paws in the till. Just imagine him trying to hoist his bulk into the top bunk.

Ennoblement will soon cease to be an honour when all of the latest thieving deadbeats from all parties are given their gongs. The system took a nose dive years ago when the unmentionable one (Kinnock) was elevated, but now things have reached an all time low with fat John and his cronies still having a say in governing the country after the damage they have done to a once proud nation. Who took the P out of proud and the H out of honour? The one I feel sorry for is old Charlie Windsor when given the job of wielding the ceremonial sword by his dear old ma. Such temptation, if only the sword were sharp

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