Written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Live, love, laugh and be happy

It would seem that many people in this world have, indeed, lost their 'sense of humour'.

A search is being launched to address this sad situation.

An 'Anger Alert' has been issued worldwide in an effort to track down where some people's 'sense of humour' is hiding.

Special SWAT teams (Searching Whilst Amusing Themselves)are being put together in an effort to end the misery of these saddos.

We want the world to be H A P P Y.

Some folk have their heads stuck so far up their (cough) 'sit upons' that they cannot crack a smile at all. They are definitely NOT happy in their misery and seem to want to make the rest of the world as miserable and sick as they are.

The SWAT teams are trained to 'root these saddos out' and tickle them until they can't stand it.

They are also trained in a variety of comedy styles, including 'slapstick' 'satire' and 'politically incorrect jokes'.

It is hoped that, when tracked down, these miserable 'gits' can let their anger go and enjoy a good belly laugh or two.

It's believed that 'removing the pickles from their bums' will lead to improving their outlook on life.

Results of this 'experiment' will follow when the 'exercise' has been carried out to our satisfaction.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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