Spoof writers to set up 'matchmaking' site

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 30 May 2010

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A match made in Spoofland, this could be YOU

It's true, Spoof writers are planning to put together a 'matchmaking site' - for Spoof writers around the world.

After all, sitting at their computers almost 24/7 leaves little time for dating but, those interviewed, over the computer, do admit to getting very lonely and feel they do need something else in their lives besides their computer.

The idea is to match like-minded writers. Writers have their favourite topics therefore 'politically minded satirists will be matched with politically minded satirists'. 'Subo watchers with Subo watchers', 'atheists with atheists' 'the foul mouthed with the foul mouthed and so on and so forth.

As you can imagine, some of the categories will often overlap and this has been taken into account.

If you wish to join the site, your personal data will be entered into a computer which will work out your exact 'match'. You will be sent each other's email addresses and your lonely days will be over.

This is to be a 'free' service offered to Spoof writers.

Watch this space for more details.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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