Billy Connolly writes new song about Susan Boyle

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 25 April 2010

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Susan Boyle's first of many huge cheques

Billy, the Big Yin, has put pen to paper for Susan Boyle. His new ditty is sung to the tune of D-I-V-O-R-C-E which is a parody of another song which I know nothing aboot.


A C-H-E(space)Q-U-E arrived for Susan Boyle today.
She earned it from the great CD that recently came our way.
Simon Cowell, he was so chuffed, he wet his P-A-N-T-S
When asked to record another CD -Susan Boyle said Y-E-S.

She's a grand wee lassie is Susan Boyle
Of that there is no doubt.
She'll be raking in more millions you will see
She's got C-L-O-U-T CLOUT!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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