Catholic priests disappointed with Pope

Funny story written by Arnar Pétur Stefánsson

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Apparently, the Pope used to be cool

A Catholic priest, who shall remain anonymous, expressed his disappointment with the Pope and his comments about priests child sexual abuse today in a short letter.

"Dear Pope

What happened to you man? You weren't always like this. Remember when we used to go on long rides with only a tank full of gas, six pack of beer, two kids and a lot of loving in our hearts? Those were the happy days, the good days, they days I will remember you by. Not this stuck up, pompous asshole you turned into when you became a pope. You've changed man. You used to be cool."

The Pope replied in an even shorter letter:

"I'm still cool!"

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