Me 2

Written by walter

Sunday, 11 April 2010


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The goal of science is pursuit of knowledge and understanding whys. While the goal of ‎technology is creation of new tools and systems. Observation definitely has taught man ‎a lot to come up with new discoveries.‎

Throughout his long life, man has learned that he cannot create matter, copper, but he ‎can develop alloys, brass. However this imitator has many times failed to see properly. ‎Therefore, he has made a lot of mistakes, and has brought the life of all creatures on ‎earth to the brink of devastation.‎

Let's assume that no government is the best government. Let's assume totalitarianism is ‎very bad: fascism, communism, Maoism, Castroism, mobocracy and above all ‎theocracy, and none of these forms of government have ever been agreeable to man. ‎What does it tell us? Man's perpetual error.‎

A recent attempt by man to get rid of Stalinism coincided with Ronald Regan who said: ‎‎'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall'. He was the spokesman of another Brave New ‎World, globalization. As we know Globalism stands for global integration, while ‎globalization refers to the speed at which the integration takes place.‎

Perhaps we all admire the advent of new technologies? Cell phones are so great! But ‎isn't urbanization an outcome of population explosion? What is wrong with man living in ‎sparsely populated areas? With the advent of cell phones there is no need to clump up. ‎Is it really wise to force an Afghan to give up his simple life for imprisonment in the most ‎modern condominiums? Is he really in dire need of automatic garbage disposal?‎

Animals understand democracy much better that man. Nature has etched into the ‎memory of animals not to molest other animals while in labor or sitting on eggs. Have ‎you ever seen an itty-bitty male sparrow chasing a giant crow who intended to eat the ‎sparrows' eggs while the nest was momentarily left unguarded?‎

Now, the compromise between capitalists and communists is furtively encrypted as ‎globalization. Obviously it sounds great. Definitely, it takes many years to prove another ‎mistake. Well, in that distant future, man can travel freely for labor in designated areas ‎namely Oceania and the like! However, it is not readily achievable. It seems the new ‎system can materialize only after the societies have suffered total chaos. Beside, chaos ‎has its own predictabilities like the following story: ‎

Once an absolute despot who had already possessed the canonically sanctioned four ‎wives and a sum of 300 temporary short-terms wives, felt he needed some variety. His ‎staff who had access to top secret aphrodisiacs, suggested a novel procedure to ‎guaranty the tyrant's fulfillment. They placed a lubricated nude teenage beauty on the ‎top of a slide while the stark naked autocrat, fully and perpendicularly erected, sat at the ‎base of the slide anxiously awaiting the child to slide down on his lap. His staff was ‎divided on two alternatives: rear penetration or frontal. It seemed many favored posterior ‎penetration as it was the despot's inner inclination.‎

As the slide commenced, a staff member would pronounce: 'Coming', and minutes later ‎the supreme bearded despot would scream: 'Me 2'!‎

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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