You have been warned

Funny story written by Nae mair crap

Monday, 22 March 2010

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don't post a letter to Burntisland

Spare a thought today for Mr Tom Shaw, a UK resident, thrown off a train by nosy Security Guards. His alleged crime, writing down words that suggested he was intent on committing a criminal act. His "words" were titles of songs that he and his band would perform at their next gig.

It's a timely warning to us all. Do not allow your kids to play FinalFantasy on a train. Do not read any book with the words "killer" or "bomb" or "terrorist" or "plot" on a train. Do not read or display a newspaper or magazine for fear of suspicious words being seen on a train. Do not do your Chemistry or Nuclear Physics homework on a train.

Most importantly, never ever buy a train ticket from Bangor to Warrington. And no football ticket for Arsenal v Burnley.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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